WILD MEDICINE APOTHECARY — TERMS & CONDITIONS

Last updated: 11/2025


(If you’re reading this whole thing: congratulations, you’re officially an Apothecary Lore Scholar.)

1. About Wild Medicine Apothecary

Wild Medicine Apothecary (“WMA”, “we”, “us”, “our”) is a working apothecary creating handcrafted cleansing tools and herbal educational resources. Everything is made in small, human-scale batches — mixed by hand, measured by scale, and occasionally accompanied by a cat who believes she is management.

By exploring this website or purchasing from it, you agree to these Terms & Conditions.

2. Use of This Website

All content on this website — including articles, scrolls, product descriptions, photography, and the occasional poetic tangent — is for general informational and educational purposes only.

We do not diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent illness.
(We do, however, think a warm bath and a moment of quiet can help most spirits.)

Always consult a licensed healthcare provider for medical concerns.

3. Product Safety & Information

Our cleansing tools are crafted with care and made following cosmetic safety guidelines. But every body is different — like leaves on the same tree.

By purchasing, you acknowledge that:

  • You will read all ingredient lists before use

  • You’ll discontinue use if irritation occurs

  • You’ll use products as intended

  • Ingredients are openly listed, but formulations remain proprietary (our grimoire has locked pages)

  • All products are free of essential oils and synthetic fragrance.

4. Educational Materials (Scrolls)

We offer two branches of knowledge:

Open-Source Scrolls

Free herbal teachings for anyone wishing to learn.
You may use them for personal study and non-commercial practice.
(Share knowledge, not the PDF file, please.)

Paid Scrolls

In-depth formulation templates and guides for aspiring apothecaries.
Each purchase grants a single-user license — not ownership.
Paid Scrolls may not be copied, resold, or distributed.

Basically: read them, learn from them, use them — but don’t repost them on the village bulletin board.

5. Intellectual Property

Everything here — text, images, scrolls, product names, brand voice — belongs to WMA.

You may not:

  • Copy product formulas

  • Reproduce or share paid scrolls

  • Republish content without permission

(This includes the mischievous act of screenshotting entire pages for TikTok narration.)

6. Orders, Payments, and Refunds

Due to the nature of small-batch products and digital materials:

  • All sales are final

  • If your physical order arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us within 5 business days and we’ll fix it

  • Digital files cannot be refunded once downloaded

Your satisfaction matters — But we simply can’t take back a stone once it’s been dropped into a bath.

7. Shipping

We currently ship within the United States.

Please note:

Wild Medicine Apothecary is not responsible for:

  • Packages marked “delivered” but nowhere to be found

  • Postal delays

  • Addresses entered incorrectly at checkout (double-check — Mercury is always watching)

8. Privacy & Data

We respect your privacy like a hedgehog respects a pile of leaves — fiercely.

  • We do not sell your information

  • We do not share your information

  • Payment info is processed by secure third parties (e.g., Stripe, PayPal)

  • We never see or store your credit card details

See our Privacy Policy for more depth (bring a lantern).

9. Limitations of Liability

By using this site or purchasing our products, you agree that WMA is not liable for:

  • Any adverse reactions

  • How you use educational materials

  • Any damages related to website use

You use all products and resources at your sole discretion.

We offer tools and knowledge — what you do with them is your ritual.

10. Contact

Questions?
Concerns?
Found a typo that feels like a secret omen?

Reach out at:
📨 info@wmashoppe.com

We’re a small team, basically a one-woman show — please allow time for a human to respond.

✨ A Final Word

If you’ve made it this far, you’ve officially read more than most humans ever will. Treat yourself to a cup of tea, a stretch, or a moment with the nearest plant.

Welcome to the Apothecary.
We’re glad you’re here.

If you've read all of this:
You are now one of the few, the brave, the curious — the kind of person who reads fine print like it's marginalia in an old herbal grimoire. We salute you.

Now if you're a fan of fine print...